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If electricty comes from
electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Moblie phones are the
only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
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A friend will bail u out
of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was
fun!
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Trying is the first step
towards failure
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If you hate me, I love
you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
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If you are drinking to
forget, pay in advance
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The funny thing about
Common sense is that it's not very common
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I Dont Like The Drugs,
But The Drugs Like Me
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Save a horse, ride a
Cowboy!
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There are no stupid
questions, just stupid people
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I'm the girl your
parents warned you about.
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Your Hairs Are On
Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
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I'm fat, but your ugly.
I can diet
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I Am Laughing At Your
Display Picture
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I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm
everything you're not
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I have lost my phone
number, can I have yours?
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Sometimes I wish I were
you, just so I could be friends with me
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One night the moon said
to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked
back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
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I'm in a good mood don't
ruin it by chatting (BRB)
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The more I learn, the
more I forget. So why would I learn?
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:S When I first talked
to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u,
now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
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(L) Love is like
quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
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Love is like sand if you
hold on too tight it might slip away
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Diamond was just a coal
that did well under perssure
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My calculations are U+ME=US!
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(B) Don’t drink and
drive you could spill your drink! (B)
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The rich get richer and
the poor get children
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I would tell ya to go to
hell but all dogs go to heaven
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Take my advice...I don't
need it anyways
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Fat people are harder to
kidnap
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My door is always open
so feel free to leave
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Pizza is a lot like sex.
When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty
good
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I know that you know
that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
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You're unique, just like
everyone else....
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Make love not war.
Condoms are cheaper than guns
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Without friends no one
would choose to live, though he had all other goods
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Don't be impressed by
anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
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Im like a parking
ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
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Diamonds are a girls
best friend
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I may be blonde but im
not stupid
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Time is what keeps
things from happening all at once
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He's lookin so fine,
he's gonna be mine
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I can't wait to see how
you look when I'm naked
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Those who know do not
say, those who say do not know
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Don't like my attitude?
Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
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The higher you are, the
farther you fall
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A true friend is someone
who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
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There are more fish in
the sea but watch out for tha sharks
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If you think I'm a
bitch, you should see my mom
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I didn't ask to be a
princess... I asked to be a queen...
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You gotta be rich to get
this bitch
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Don't drink water,
fishes have sex in it!
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If you hate me, i love
you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
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Is that your face or has
your ass been misplaced
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I want to be a
millionaire!
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The only thing duck
tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!
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B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful,
Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
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If your name was
homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
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The shortest word for me
is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is
YOU
